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Floss Was Thinking...

I'm adding this installment for three very important reasons: 1. I'm a big fan of freedom of expression. 2. I'm a firm believer of capturing greatness in real time, since it's REALLY hard to perfectly re-create a flash in the pan. And 3. I don't really use my Twitter account =/ For those who don't know, Floss is one of my many, totally government recognized aliases. Anyways...

Floss was thinking...

How has no one punched Dr. Phil yet? Upon a quick Google search, I've discovered there is at LEAST one other person who thought this same thing. This post is for those kindred spirits.I mean honestly, has this dude never NOT been an asshole? All he does is judge people, provide cheesy as fuck metaphors, and give terrible advice. For example:

HOW HAS NO ONE PUNCHED THIS DICKHEAD!?!?

He has to be some kind of wizard.

or green M&M

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